Michael "Meatwad" Wen #19

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Family Line: Viet Nguyen Uji

Big Bro: Viet Nguyen

Lil Bro: Phat Vu

Major: Computer Science

Ethnicity: Chinese

Former Positions held:
Fall '05: Treasurer
Spring '08: Philanthropy Chair, Brotherhood Chair
Fall '08: Webmaster

Hobbies: Sleeping

Interesting fact: It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbows.

Advice you would give incoming freshmen:
"Don't pass out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on"

Favorite Quote: "You can't beat that with a stick!"